Love: Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has...

By hurt - 14/03/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 111

You deserved it 3 352

By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 005

You deserved it 2 576

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 09:19 - Australia

Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 174

CUT IT OUT!

By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 18:00

Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 749

You deserved it 165

By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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You deserved it 5 977

I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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You deserved it 116

By bevo - 26/08/2010 02:09 - Australia

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 630

You deserved it 3 043

Sophie's Choice

By Anonymous - 02/08/2021 04:01

Today, my love life comes down to a choice in loneliness: I can either be alone, because I never meet anyone these days, let alone an interesting guy. Or, I can go back to my ex, who I left because he made me feel alone while sitting right next to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 843

You deserved it 208

By pink_cupcakes - 15/08/2009 10:22 - Australia

Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 862

You deserved it 4 795

By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 429

You deserved it 4 836

fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:01

You, are a very unlucky person.

rosered 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:00

Ouch that sucks. Fyl.

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andruha1123 5

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:44

I agree with snickerdoodles, didn't read her comment, but I agree!!

Angejolie 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:59

Wow. That's why I don't have any friends. (^_^)

kerrygirl 13

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:01

nah, im pretty sure she just has no life and needs recognition from people she doesn't know

gagneana000 5

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:02

and u r a bitch snicker.

Chrystophyr 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:03

Fake and Gay

gagneana000 5

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:06

How exactly is this fake? People can run In to eachother... It's called luck or in this cause.... ummm.... unluck?

gagneana000 5

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:04

Point made. Except the usual war after her comments is the best part.

arpeggioss 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:09

yeah snicker is seriously are the biggest piece of shit.

KarlG25 1

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:16

that sucks

kinz22 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:21

Oh "snicker" #25, at the end of your comment, that should be a period. not a comma. haha. :) get over yourself! no one likes a grammar police.

crisco_jockey 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:39

Oh shit! The grammar Nazi got told!

mits_lancer 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:21

i woulda punched em both

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Today, I had a seizure while at the airport, ready to go on vacation with my family. We ended up missing our flight. My mom spent most of the ride home making cracks about how I'm always ruining things with my "dramatics". Sorry that I have epilepsy, mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 558

Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML

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Today, I paid movers $125 to move a couch into my house that's much too large for the space. FML

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You deserved it 1 051

Today, my father-in-law left my wedding reception because he had to feed the dog. This would have been alright, if he hadn't been absent for nearly two hours. Apparently, just feeding the dog and leaving would have hurt the animal's feelings so he stayed to play with him for a while. FML

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Today, I requested to have my own room at a hotel instead of sharing with everyone else, and I was called an inconsiderate diva. The reason is that after eating anything, my stomach makes such loud and disgusting noises that no one would be able to sleep, but I’m too embarrassed to say that. FML

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You deserved it 197

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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You deserved it 4 405

Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML

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You deserved it 4 730

Today, I took a flight from Seattle to Oregon but missed my flight back home to California because the flight attendant came in late and delayed our flight take off time. Then I was told the only way to get California was to go back to Seattle and fly to California from there. FML

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You deserved it 133

Same thing different taste

Betrayal

CUT IT OUT!

I'm not the main character in this scene

Sophie's Choice

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