By longsock123 - 30/04/2013 15:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML
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longsock123 7

I mean, you're commenting on FML, I'm eating mayonnaise in a mall... the amount of "life" between the two of us is not very high.

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alliewillie 22

Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.

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tommyfox 19

Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!

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tvsrockson 6

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NoDontKillMe 19

You're really odd for not appreciating OPs awesome sense of humor

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perdix 29

I thought they may be recruiting for the Mall Cop Competitive Eating Team. The mayonnaise record: Oleg Zhornitskiy, 8 minutes for FOUR 32 oz bowls of mayo!!!!! Beat that!

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perdix 29

#33, in competitive eating, puking causes immediate disqualification. Imagine pooping out a gallon of mayonnaise the next day! By the way, if you are eating, you shouldn't have read this. I should have mentioned this earlier.

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EVnIAS 13

great now I can't even finish my bowl of mayo with out picturing that...

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perdix 29

#95, well, Oleg Zhornitskiy did and now look, he's famous!! What have you done lately? Yeah, that's what I thought.

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Axipiter 24

37, it's already been previously stated that one should not eat while reading FMLs. No apologies necessary.

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TVKill3r 15

Disturbing the peace? What a ******* horrible reason.

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RedPillSucks 31

No. Disturbingly weird is putting tootsie rolls in a doggy poop bag and eating that in public.

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death943 10

blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle can also be considered strange... I have gotten looks from it before

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EVnIAS 13

I think you're an ass... That is all I have to say to this comment.

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breezyblue33 19

Haven't you ever seen that list on Facebook of ways to freak people out in public? Eating vanilla pudding out of a mayo jar is one of those pranks. There was another one where you go to an ATM to withdraw, and when the money comes out you scream "I've won!!!" Also, when you get into a crowded elevator, say something like "I'm glad I've gathered you all here today..." It's supposed to be a harmless prank. Live a little. As for you, OP, sorry to hear that people in your area have no sense of humor.

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mmizbbz210 13

On one hand you should be free and do what you want andthat kind of reaction is just f-ed up, but i still see where YDI because you went there to disturb people in the first place..

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Synistiel 14

How the is that disturbing the peace? I've seen so much worse.

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EVnIAS 13

random comment to your comment!

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AngrySailor 17

They are mall cops. You allowed them to take you anywhere? Why? Best they can do (where I am anyways) is ask you to leave and call real cops... NO GUN, NOT A COP!

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EVnIAS 13

I think it's the same any mall you go to. I had a job working at one before and they told me they aren't even allowed to touch you unless you hit them first or are shoplifting.

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EmberEyes 16

That sounds gross, but not enough to be arrested for. . .

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