Miscellaneous: Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs,...

By Gustav Fjorder - 04/07/2011 07:27 - Switzerland

Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML

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Man's gotta have his biscuit

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, despite him having a truck and plenty of food in the house, my lazy dad woke me up early and forced me to get him a cup of coffee and a biscuit from the convenience store. They only had sausage biscuits. When I returned, he shot me a dirty look, ripped out the contents of the biscuit, and ate only the bread. FML

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Filling

By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 06:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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Parenting struggles

By Aniel85 - 22/11/2021 20:01

Today, after I worked 15 hours yesterday, coming home at 1 a.m. thinking I could sleep in because my kids have no school, I was woken up at 7 a.m. because they wanted pancakes. FML

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By JTinNJ - 27/08/2016 11:57 - United States - Parsippany

Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML

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FEED ME

By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 23:02

Today, I woke up in a military hospital, after having all four wisdom teeth out yesterday. A nurse came in with a breakfast trolley full of eggs and bacon, looks at my pleading face, looks at her clipboard and says, "Only non-solid foods for you, private." FML

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Invisible Woman

By Anonymous - 19/10/2019 00:01

Today, I accidentally overslept and missed a morning breakfast at work, one I never get to have when it happens. Not only did my boss say nothing about me being absent, he even asked me if the food was good. FML

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Breakfast of champions

By Ana - 14/05/2023 06:00

Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML

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By FoodNeeded - 25/08/2016 02:24 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML

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kyjp 0

Monday 4 July 2011 16:07

next time, get an alarm clock

Livinia 11

Monday 4 July 2011 16:15

Damn.. makes me hungry just reading that.

Comments

An0nym0us5757 0

Monday 4 July 2011 16:16

that sux

An0nym0us5757 0

Monday 4 July 2011 20:42

Haters

kapippenger 0

Monday 4 July 2011 16:18

If the smell didn't wake you up, that is your fault.

Creamysweeps 5

Monday 4 July 2011 21:44

okay, 15 totally copied 14s thing abt the smell waking him up. just sayinn

JakeLee 6

Monday 4 July 2011 21:51

well the comments were posted only a minute apart. so I doubt that he saw 14's comment around the exact time it was posted, thought of his own comment that he wanted to post, and then actually posted it all within that minute timeframe.

kapippenger 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:23

Thank you 96. Damn look before you go around bashing people. I was typing it at the same time as him.

ladybunny 0

Monday 4 July 2011 16:21

go to the nearest ihop and take dad's credit card with you

bigarat10 0

Monday 4 July 2011 16:21

sounds like a good breakfast

DocBastard 38

Monday 4 July 2011 16:21

Sounds like a shit breakfast anyway. I always preferred spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam.