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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
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Green_fml 0

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

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frigid_days 0

damn, i mean if theyre gonna give you a burger, they should atleast have gotten you a baconator! big macs realllllly suck.

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gsusismybro 0

Save it and regift it for their birthday.

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missk4123 0

just yesturday my manager offered to get me a big mac for my birthday this friday. but we work at mcds so i think its a bit different

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ricehawt 0

Lol, man there are children in africa that dont even know when their birthdays are...

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Tr33Cat 6

God, I it hate when people say a FML is not good because of African children.

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Iloveyencheck 0

yum yum :] haha sucks man. For whoever gave u the big mac y should get them a whopper for there's xD

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realggirl 0

More like F the cow's life.

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guinness_fml 0

Big Macs are deliciousss

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Bumlove89 0

ok. shut up with these "its my bday and i got nothing" stories. be happy that youre alive and healthy.

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Phoenixman13 0

The best FML ever!

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