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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
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Green_fml 0

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

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thelonelylurker 0

Don't feel too guilty, I'm sure you deserved every crumb of that delicious Big Mac! Even if you feel like you didn't, I still think you're awesome.

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Emma_91 0

Put a candle on it ^_^ At least someone remembered your birthday. I had to set my FB status to remind my friends that it was my birthday...

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SquidUlysses 0

Hey man, at least you got something. People don't care about my birthday so much even I've forgotten it on occasion.

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scorpiogirl666 0

wow. i'm sorry, dude. they couldn't hav at least gotten you a 5 dollar footlong from subways?

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TBD3 0

Ever heard of a recession? Suck it up.

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Broekemania 0

Back in Africa, you could feed a whole village with a Big Mac. Stop wining ;)

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TheAwkHawk 14

#27 Who the hell wants to stop winning? Stop whining about us winners ya loser.

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lobstar 0

Big ******* deal? One birthday I spent driving 4 hours across the mountains and came home to eat a frozen pizza because I was so tired. Not every birthday is going to end in an extravagant feast. Real life is not like TV shows. Why is this an FML?

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suaveneanderthal 0

those are sooo ******* good. so i dont understand?

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Kichi_fml 0

You sound like some ungrateful spoiled kid. I didn't get shit for my birthday, my parents didn't even say "Happy Birthday" to me and I didn't go on FML to whine and complain about it.

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Ramanella 26

Technically you are on FML right now and correct me if I'm wrong but it looks like you're complain going right now.

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