Miscellaneous: Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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You deserved it 9 651

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Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

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By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

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By Fat Bastard - 20/05/2019 04:02

Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

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You deserved it 2 931

How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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You deserved it 167

By ana9 - 12/01/2009 15:56 - France

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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You deserved it 6 854

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Monday 18 May 2009 1:47

lucky

Green_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:54

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

Comments

mattmag 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:48

I stepped in a Whopper today. It was run over in a parking lot.

whales_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:54

is that a problem?

abbadizzle 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:59

I got sonic....

meddude 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:06

why the **** does the site keep shortening FMLs that were better longer (at moderation)?? #78: he means as a present. the ORIGINAL version of this FML made it alot clearer...

JElaird2009 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:29

happy birthday though...

kimaniv 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:30

I got a double stack from wendys =) Happy birthday! It is my birthday as well!

kwbuzz23wk 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:33

#7 - want a cookie? nobody cares about where you go to eat.

maggie_gxx 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:35

i find it funny how people care so much about a one line story that appeared on the internet for like a day. stop arguing and get a life.

Kichi_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:46

#70. You are dumb, I was not complaining I was just saying and comparing to his story. No where in between my sentences did I say my life was ****** or that I was so ungrateful about it did I? Maybe you should examine english more carefully before you say something dunce.