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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

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By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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By Fat Bastard - 20/05/2019 04:02

Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By thanks for the $5 gift voucher - 13/06/2015 16:34 - United States - Randleman

Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

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You deserved it 2 932

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 147

You deserved it 167

By ana9 - 12/01/2009 15:56 - France

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 027

You deserved it 6 856

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Monday 18 May 2009 1:47

lucky

Green_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:54

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

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teebonehead 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:19

AND..............your point is ? ........stop wasting the world's oxygen !

24788 6

Monday 18 May 2009 3:23

Just be happy you have a home.

MyAchilles 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:24

My heart bleeds for you....

Potquats 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:26

Wtf? Fml? Big Macs are ******* amazing O.o

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 18 May 2009 3:26

A Big Mac would be a gag gift to me, as anyone that knows me knows I hate all fast food with a fiery passion.

jackie27 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:27

at least it wasnt a jr cheeseburger..=/

blland 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:35

holy shit! a mac!!!

Leafhead 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:46

hey #30 i believe you just did whine on fml about nothing getting anything..so please shut the **** up. :D OP: i would be happy with that. :) they are delicious..

Tsukasa_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:47

#1, apparently the OP did. ;-)

x0xcarolinex0x 4

Monday 18 May 2009 3:51

at least you aren't a vegetarian.

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