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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 875
You deserved it 9 651

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Green_fml 0

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

Comments

A delicious surprise on the day of your birth! You lucky cad!!!

dude id take a big mac for my birthday over a cake

realhorrorshow88 0

ouch man, ur retarded. IN N OUT FTW

In 'n Out gave me food poisoning. Never eating there again.

Happy B-day!! You can fine someone who celerbrate ur B-day soon

if i was you, i would have picked subway. so then i could at least say for my birthday i didn't eat alot of fat.

It's kind of a sad world when people bitch at you for being sad that the only thing you got for your birthday was a burger from McDonalds... Yeah I'm sorry that so many of you got nothing for your birthday, but a Big Mac is not THAT much better. Cut the OP some slack.

Kiarra_fml 7

aww that sucks! Happy Birthday!

eeee93757 0

Yeah it is a lame birthday present, but right now I'm starving and my parents won't let me make any food because "it's too late (at 7 pm)." I'd love a big mac right now as unhealthy as it is, stop complaining about it and be thankful you get food at all.