Health: Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii...

By Timetoloseweight - 11/11/2009 16:03 - France

Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 08:25 - Australia - Aspley

Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By ktin - 19/08/2010 12:02 - Australia

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

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By not_so_sweet_sixteen - 17/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

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That's worth $0.30 at GameStop!

By maystar - 26/05/2018 15:00

Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

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By fatman - 10/08/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 15:33 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

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By Fat Bastard - 20/05/2019 04:02

Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2022 20:00 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

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kerrygirl 13

Wednesday 11 November 2009 20:09

very expensive presents for someone so ungrateful

Phoenix_GAD 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 20:13

oh shut up. you got a wii fit. stop complaining, you are really ungrateful.

Comments

gio4467 7

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:38

Obvi they are trying to say something... They are concerned

grant_connor 9

Wednesday 6 March 2013 4:07

Gtfo your lazy ass and work out

The_Mr_Troll 14

Thursday 22 August 2013 12:24

Maybe if you got off World of Warcraft once in a while, they wouldn't have to go to that extent. It's a shame I can only hit the YDI button once.

an3ph 20

Tuesday 10 December 2013 10:24

Hmm. Don't expect anything from anyone ever again. --Everyone

prettygurl89 16

Sunday 19 October 2014 23:45

Are you a health nut or just fat?

hurley12 30

Friday 9 January 2015 8:53

I'm not fat and I would be appreciative of those gifts

marthamydear23 9

Saturday 26 August 2017 22:04

oh my god. stop whining. great gifts and you asked for it. shut up!

peterblack67 9

Thursday 28 January 2021 7:38

They gave you what you asked for.

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