Miscellaneous: Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake...

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML

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By Headache - 01/03/2013 13:20 - United States

Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 23:32 - Antigua and Barbuda

Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML

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By concom - 27/05/2015 19:40 - Cyprus

Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML

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By Crissylove10 - 18/01/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML

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Lock him up

By Homelesssoon - 07/10/2022 22:00 - United States

Today, I visited a friend’s house. He has a vast collection of Cartier bracelets. Being strapped for cash and starving, I stole one of them when he wasn’t looking, thinking he wouldn’t notice one missing. I went to pawn the bracelet. It’s fake. Rent’s due tomorrow. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By jess - 30/04/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By Anna - 02/08/2024 14:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was stranded on the couch with a sleeping baby. I had my phone, but everything I wanted to do needed both hands, or sound. I was toying with my phone on my lips when someone texted me, causing the phone to vibrate my teeth, which hurt, and to avoid my baby falling, I crunched my shoulder and pulled a muscle. FML

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lindsaysue 4

Saturday 23 October 2010 16:05

Leave the baby in the car?

Ancarnia 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 16:11

if real babies worked that way, people would keep their receipts and try to return baby, bracelet, and partner (in some cases).

Comments

Zebidee 8

Saturday 23 October 2010 17:42

Take the batteries out, and submit an essay on Münchausen syndrome by proxy.

CiaranPM 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 17:42

Solution: get a sharp knife, cut the thing open, and rip its battery out.

TotalAnimeFreak 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 17:59

wow I had to help my girlfriend with one of those.

11229 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 18:09

Haha that sucks! I had one of those last weekend, no sleep and I had the key!

Hopersz 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 18:10

Wow #33 your a damn inconsiderate asshole. Sicko. Anyhow all I can say here is that there should be an off button. Still though how did u remove loose the bracelet

jweezy89 4

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:06

Why are you getting all upset at their comment? You do realize it's what they want and that in a real baby situation ppl change, so anything horrible done to the doll is just funny. Schools are retarded for thinking they can shock teens out of sex by making them watch a doll for a weekend. Has anyone ever not graduated because of a failed baby class?

SarevokRob 1

Saturday 23 October 2010 18:58

did you check your wrist?

1337chick 4

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:13

Isn't there some way you can open it up? Take out the battery?

dynky 3

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:14

beat the crap out of it until it breaks. that way no-one will ever try to make you have kids :)

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:42

You can always claim that you were on the pill at there no way this baby is yours.

purplepunk 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 20:06

that sucks for you i had to do that and i always had trouble getting it to read the bracelet and only had three minutes to figure out what it wanted luckily it followed a pattern my mom hated me for cause i had to work sometimes so she was the babysitter lol alsoe i had it over thanksgiving weekend and took it shopping black friday and got some pretty dirty looks