By OopsMonkey - 13/09/2011 13:43 - Netherlands

Today, for the 5th day in a row, I had to keep my 7-year-old home from school and search his poop because he "forgot" he's not supposed to swallow things like, in this case, a screw that fell off his scooter. FML
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YaboyVinnie 21

So your kid swallows while your wife doesn't?

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MaskingTape 2

What else was he supposed to do with a delicious screw if not eat it?

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HeavenKD 3

Oops I meant Iron and Steel

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dinodrew 0

My little brother did that with a thumb tact. I laughed as my dad did that for two weeks. Lol

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cyphi1 2

Sounds like someone had a screw loose...but decided to eaten it rather than tighten it.

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cyphi1 2

Sounds like someone had a screw loose...but decided to eat it rather than tighten it.

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emodude44 0

5 days? 1: The screw would have passed through his system by that point 2: He may be lying to get out of school 3: Why search his poo when you can buy another screw? 4: Most 7 year olds aren't that stupid.

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LilaBear 1

I think the point is that he keeps eating weird things every day. But yes, I agree, he's possibly lying to get out of going to school. Or maybe he does keep eating weird things to get out of going to school.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Why does a 7-year-old have a scooter? Especially one that swallows shit?

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bhangu023 0

Ever think he's just lying that he did since he knows he gets to stay home?

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xgetxbentx 13

He needs to see a doctor, at 7 he should be way past the stage of putting everything in his mouth. I really worry about your parenting skills if this has happened 5days in a row and you haven't got any medical attention...

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