Love: Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML

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By Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By Beaten - 31/07/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

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By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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You deserved it 3 077

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By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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You deserved it 158

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 06:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

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You deserved it 8 975

By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

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You deserved it 5 171

By brokenrelicslost - 08/01/2010 20:06 - United States

Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I'm really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date on Tuesday. FML

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You deserved it 5 842

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aback 4

Friday 7 January 2011 0:16

Run like the wind!

perdix 29

Friday 7 January 2011 0:22

He's probably feeling guilty since he involuntarily cheated on you while he was in the pokey.

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anthony82_fml_fml 0

Friday 7 January 2011 13:41

get a new boyfriend!

redrogue 0

Friday 7 January 2011 15:39

Once he gets out, don't ever screw him without a Trojan. mean diseases get passed around jails.

MlKAYLA 0

Friday 7 January 2011 17:28

Leave his ass there?

redbeezy 0

Friday 7 January 2011 21:12

wake up they will tell you anything behind bars really get a newan not in jail

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 8 January 2011 2:25

OP, I'll net you're hot looking. Hot chicks always date douchebags and snub their noses at nice guys. YDI for picking him in the first place.

AtrumMessor 1

Sunday 9 January 2011 12:52

YDI for picking a winner >.<

Ads8111 0

Friday 14 January 2011 5:26

I am sorry.

TaNNerSaurr 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 16:53

wow, dump him.

pfcstuck 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 3:48

So, why do good girls like bad boys?

JustxMyxLife 2

Saturday 5 February 2011 4:26

My Ex Cheated On Me Before He Went To Jail, After That He Was Blowing Up My Moms Phone Begging For Another Chance, He'd Write Me Extremely Sweet Letters About How I Was His Only Love And If With His Last Breath He Could Tell Me He Loved Me He Would Have A Great Life. Well He's My Ex Again And I'm In A Much Happier Relationship Just Be Warned Guys In Jail Seem To Have A Way With Words But Most Of The Time They're Only As Good As They Sound....

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Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

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Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML

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Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

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Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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You deserved it 6 673

Today, I found out my new boyfriend owns, and regularly drives, a forty year-old, smog-spewing sports car. I asked him if he'd ever consider upgrading to electric for the sake of the environment. He said that we wouldn't work out, and that I should leave and lose his number. FML

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Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML

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