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By MLGreco - 14/10/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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By Silent Fan 2022 - 24/11/2023 22:00

Today, I beat my old college friend at CoD and mocked him vigorously, to which he replied, “Don’t feel bad for me, I have a hot wife, a baby on the way, and a house I paid off by selling my business. How are you?” I… won a video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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By Mojo0608 - 02/11/2014 21:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 14:00

Today, my friend beat me at a video game. He got smug, so I made an "I fucked your mom" style joke. Yeah, kina forgot for a minute that his mom died last year. FML

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Friday 14 October 2011 21:26

Cats are slowly replacing dogs as the new killstreak

davymac718 4

Friday 14 October 2011 21:27

Payback is a bitch... Well in this case a pussy!

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Nacole31 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:14

haha I feel bad for u but that's funny as hell

kristen69 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:18

Haha I'm sorry dude but it's funny. Sounds like something my bf would do to his brother. Feel for u though. Yls

frackhappens 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:28

That is fracking funny! Lmao!

DamnitSarahh 7

Saturday 15 October 2011 8:05

This made my night(: & gamerchicks FTW!

varamor 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 8:08

That's just pure comical

mlgreco 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 8:15

to clear questions. the door was unlocked. why would it be. the cat was fine. no animal cruilty involved.

xbox4life 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 8:53

ahaha i always beat my brother at cod im a girl...

Kingrat3154 4

Saturday 15 October 2011 9:09

Just hide his game, you'll have him at your mercy in no time haha

tessa0594 2

Saturday 15 October 2011 10:12

More like, FML for the cat. I would have decked him for being so imature...

meirasanya 10

Saturday 15 October 2011 11:48

I've been laughing at the image of a really pissed off cat being thrown into the shower for about 5 minutes now. Seriously though... poor kitty!

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