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By Drunk - 13/09/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 191
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Same thing different taste

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

That just means that you have a personality of a drunk person. I wonder what you're like when you are drunk.

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RedPillSucks 31

Most people present themselves differently in different situations. You might behave one way around your parents friends, another around your peers, and yet another around your coworkers. It doesn't mean you're not "keeping it real". Of course, you could just have multiple personalities, and be crazy.

haa sounds lke your a pretty cool person

YDI. You don't go to work to be yourself. You go to work to make money.

justbemellow 0

That's why you don't be yourself.

Of course he thought you were drunk or on something. He's become accustomed to your fake personality so in his eyes you are acting out of the ordinary. A fact which usually means either something is wrong in the person's life or they are on some kind of drugs. Usually drugs.

Lol, your personality is a lot like mine. One time when I was acting really hyper (which is pretty much all of the time), my friend said "Are you drunk?" When I told him I'm not, he said "If this is you sober then I'd hate to see you drunk." he looked at me for a minute, as if thinking. He then whispered "Oh shit....'m scared..." Haha I should submit this for an fml. :P

kristenbabey 0

it's ok so wud mineeeee nobody cud tell the diff if I am drunk or not

haha it's okayy In my last class of the day I always had a ton of energy and the guy I sat by always thought I was high... I tried to tell him I wasn't but he never believed me.. (: