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Most people present themselves differently in different situations. You might behave one way around your parents friends, another around your peers, and yet another around your coworkers. It doesn't mean you're not "keeping it real". Of course, you could just have multiple personalities, and be crazy.
haa sounds lke your a pretty cool person
YDI. You don't go to work to be yourself. You go to work to make money.
Of course he thought you were drunk or on something. He's become accustomed to your fake personality so in his eyes you are acting out of the ordinary. A fact which usually means either something is wrong in the person's life or they are on some kind of drugs. Usually drugs.
Lol, your personality is a lot like mine. One time when I was acting really hyper (which is pretty much all of the time), my friend said "Are you drunk?" When I told him I'm not, he said "If this is you sober then I'd hate to see you drunk." he looked at me for a minute, as if thinking. He then whispered "Oh shit....'m scared..." Haha I should submit this for an fml. :P
haha it's okayy In my last class of the day I always had a ton of energy and the guy I sat by always thought I was high... I tried to tell him I wasn't but he never believed me.. (:
You SIR, fail at being yourself!!
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That just means that you have a personality of a drunk person. I wonder what you're like when you are drunk.
Your normal drunken self?