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By NoTypeOfExercise - 11/07/2016 15:05 - United States - Encino

Today, my husband told me I couldn't go to my morning yoga class, because he needed to leave for work at 7:30 am sharp, and I wouldn't be back in time to watch our son. It's 8:05 am and he still hasn't left for work. FML

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By nepotwatism @ its finest - 23/09/2015 15:05 - Sweden - Halmstad

Today, my boss told me I have to start work 4 hours early tomorrow, because that my coworker, who happens to be his son, will not be coming in because he's "too tired". I work 10 hours a day, 6 days a week without complaining. His son works two 4-hour shifts a week. FML

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By Tired - 12/01/2015 14:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said "Oh well. Get to work." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2023 06:00

Today, after an argument over my timekeeping, my boyfriend bet me that I was incapable of being ready to leave the house by 6:30 to get our theatre seats. It got to 6:35 and I was rushing to tie my shoes while doing my lipstick when I heard him put the car in gear and drive off without me. FML

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By poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

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By TeaTimeAbyss - 03/12/2022 16:00

Today, without any form of notice, my landlord started working on the upstairs windows at 6:30am. I have an at-home appointment at 8:30 for my autistic son that I can't move or postpone without notice. FML

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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By marie519 - 09/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML

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Kevin can **** himself

By Anonymous - 21/06/2021 00:01

Today, my husband was two hours late from picking up my daughter from practice. I called his cell once to check if they were alright. When they finally arrived, he was annoyed at me for "controlling" him. He then pushed his sweaty shirt in my face to take in his "musty scent". When I refused, he got mad again. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 20:28 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML

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PainInTheAsss 16

Monday 11 July 2016 22:36

I have an idea. It's called a pan and a soup spoon

camoMS 18

Monday 11 July 2016 22:36

Either something came up with his work, he's screwing with you, or he's being an ass. Let's just hope it's the first one.

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seba7236 21

Monday 11 July 2016 22:25

That sucks

IJG2000 16

Monday 11 July 2016 23:16

If only they made a button to say that :(

soodytheboi 23

Monday 11 July 2016 22:27

You could use some interesting method to get him out. If he's still in bed, he could use a technique my brother uses to wake me up. He has a mist spray bottle and mists me whenever I sleep in too late.

orangejubejube 20

Tuesday 12 July 2016 2:15

A hose works too

freddygasman 18

Tuesday 12 July 2016 22:37

two words. ice water

thepeniswrinkler 14

Monday 11 July 2016 22:27

There could be some reason why he didn't leave, I wouldn't jump to conclusions. Either way, FYL

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 12 July 2016 6:12

Yeah like he's a lazy ass.

PainInTheAsss 16

Monday 11 July 2016 22:36

I have an idea. It's called a pan and a soup spoon

camoMS 18

Monday 11 July 2016 22:36

Either something came up with his work, he's screwing with you, or he's being an ass. Let's just hope it's the first one.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Tuesday 12 July 2016 0:09

Make it very clear to him that you feel as if you have been taken advantage of in this situation, if he repeats the behaviour then it may be an indication he has no respect for you or your needs...

Mysofuckeduplife 8

Tuesday 12 July 2016 0:27

Is he just a bit possessive much. Let him know he can find someone to watch his child while you have, probably the only time that's truly your time, and you will pick your son up afterwards or he just has to deal with getting to work a bit latter than he wants. Every mother needs her own time and if he's trying to control you, than maybe it's time to evaluate your relationship. Good luck!

dansco 24

Tuesday 12 July 2016 1:04

So you could get to Yoga, do it & get home in 35 mins? No well then it doesn't matter then.

Kaylana_fml 31

Tuesday 12 July 2016 1:47

Her yoga class probably didn't start at 7:30 am but probably ended right then thereabouts. There's an unspoken implication that she would have been home in time before he left for work, but I admit I'm only inferring this. It could also be that she's just annoyed that he had demanded punctuality and then himself failed to be punctual.

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 12 July 2016 15:13

No, whatever time her class was, she wouldn't get home by the time he said he needs to leave for work. So it could be a 6:00 or 6:30 class and she wouldn't get home in time. Either way, OP needs to talk with her husband about his lack of consideration. If he really did need to leave at 7:30 and something came up where he could wait, he should have apologized to his wife for making her miss her yoga class.

mylifelesstouch 10

Tuesday 12 July 2016 1:11

Why do you let your husband tell you what to do wtf

Kaylana_fml 31

Tuesday 12 July 2016 1:43

Because she was being considerate of him and his needs. Unlike what he just did here.

pettyjohn1995 14

Tuesday 12 July 2016 2:34

Oh no, you missed yoga?!? That's hardly an FML. Things happen once in a while. Unless you have reason to believe he was out to ruin your day by sabotaging your yoga class, get over it and go on with your life.