By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML
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redbluegreen 40

At least you know she has your number. Why haven't you called her?

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mido1992 0

u ass call ur mother she was pregnant with u 4 nine months **** people r stupid

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teheheois 0

my mom used to throw her bag at me

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McCannCanTriple 0

Maybe s/he did try to call the mother and she never picked up, or would return thier calls.

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ReeNAh 0

Aww that sucks I think you should call your mommy and you two should make up!

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coopcas 0

Why do FMLurkers always ask so many questions that the OP will likely not mention?

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Fllyleaf 0

Err. I'm not sure if you know this, but YOU can call her too you know? Phones work both ways. And why wouldn't you talk to your Mom in over a year, that's a little weird. You didn't deserve this, but I wouldn't really say that it's a FML.

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kwinters 5

why havent you talked to her in that long when you clearly want to?

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DreMaMa 0

Clearly the purse is trying to give you a sign. CALL HER GOD DAMMIT, you came out of her vag so you should be capable of having the balls/eggs to call her

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