Love: Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually...

By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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By Boo - 08/08/2019 08:01 - Australia

Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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By thanksmom - 01/05/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By Mike - 11/09/2019 04:01 - United States - Burlington

Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 12:00

Today, while I was sitting in the living room with my mother, my phone rang. She immediately exclaimed, "I'm not calling you! Why is it going off?" She was serious. My own mother doesn't believe people talk to me. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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Another non-emergency

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML

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Rockyio 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 16:01

Well...at least the purse loves you

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 13 June 2009 16:03

At least you know she has your number. Why haven't you called her?

Comments

diet_otaku 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:31

i would shit my pants with glee if my mother left me alone for a year. as it is i can't get her to leave me alone for 24 hours.

jnic 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:33

People always love to jump to the conclusions that make parents look perfect and the children look like the bad guys. ******* idiots.

jdawg777 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:41

PEOPLE. STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS. MAYBE HE/SHE DOES CALL HIS/HER MOTHER, BUT WAS ONLY UPSET BECAUSE HIS/HER MOTHER NEVER RECIPROCATED.

L0L_Sarah 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:17

look on the bright side... you're still on her contacts list!

suaveneanderthal 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 5:37

ha so my name starts with an "A" so im at the top of most of my friends contact lists so i get a butt dial or two a month and i always just answer the phone and and when i get no response and i realize whats going on i stay on the phone for as long as possible especially if its late at night and they're out partying. I have heard some pretty good gossip that way. Not gonna lie though if it was your mom there peobably wasn't anything too interesting going on....