By fucking fratricidal - 13/10/2012 22:25 - Canada - Bedford

Today, for the second week in a row, my brother woke me up in the small hours of the morning begging me to help him figure out the math problem to turn off his phone's stupid-ass app alarm. FML
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goldensh0wer69 3

Whatever, math is hard.

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gracehi 31

I have that app. Show him how to lower the math difficulty setting on the alarm... I don't doubt your ability to figure it out, but your brother is clearly too stupid to do it himself.

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sidewaysponytail 0

Lock your door? That's what I would do if I were you. But FYL, OP, I'm not a morning person and I know that would irritate me!

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gracehi 31

He'd probably just knock loudly with the screaming phone alarm in his hand. Pretty hard to sleep through that.

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sidewaysponytail 0

16- yeah you're probably right...maybe ear plugs?

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wlddog 14

Pepper spray or a tazor comes to mind. Maybe a baseball bat. I HATE being woke up for someone else's stupidity.

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secretsymbiote21 5

Your brother is inconsiderate, but, he is also your brother. And also you should refer him to Google.:)

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devore504 7

next time he wakes you up get rid of the app or throw the phone out the door.

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hatesfate 6

That's almost as ignorant as telling someone to put your phone at the top of a flight of stairs.

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sux4ubud 9

Take the phone and push it somewhere else /(-.-)/ (-.-)

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yousuck44 11

I don't know why you got a thumbs down, I thought it was funny ^_^

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yousuck44 11

I don't know why you got a thumbs down, I thought it was funny ^_^

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Nanael_fml 4

I for one find this cute. Although I also see how it would annoy you

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OhDearBetrayal 25

PLittle puppies are cute. Baby pandas are cute. Petal bows are cute. A brother waking you up in the morning to solve a math problems is not cute.

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stormchaser24 24

Trust me, age does not matter. I have seen 11-13 year olds with the iPhone 5 and 9-10 with the older iPhones. Also some people can't think right in the morning.

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perdix 29

Throw it in the pool. The phone or your brother...it's up to you.

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nightDREAMERms 6

I'm going to start using that for everything.

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Vidrill 22

I don't get it, if your brother can't handle an application on his phone, why doesn't he just delete it and get another alarm application? If you have to beg for help with something, it simply isn't for you.

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devore504 7

He might keep it cause for sure it will get him out of bed since he has to ask his sister for help. Also he gets to wake sister up really early. Might feel like a win win to him.

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liv_graham 7

Hmm, delete the app, or 'accidentally' drop his phone in the toilet. Either one works. And why would he want to wake up that early?

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