Miscellaneous: Today, for the second week in a row, my brother woke me up in...

By fucking fratricidal - 13/10/2012 22:25 - Canada - Bedford

Today, for the second week in a row, my brother woke me up in the small hours of the morning begging me to help him figure out the math problem to turn off his phone's stupid-ass app alarm. FML

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By Ashleigh - 02/03/2012 22:53 - Australia

Today, I installed an alarm app on my phone. Turns out, to unlock the phone and get the ringing to stop, I have to answer a maths question. It took me ten minutes to get it right. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 18:51 - Norway - Bergen

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By queenbee - 14/06/2015 13:31 - United States - Media

Today, I slept through my alarm and decided to call in sick. After falling back asleep, I woke up to my younger brother robbing my kitchen. It seems he's been doing this for weeks, every time I leave for work. He won't even give it all back. FML

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Let me sleep

By do your own ironing - 15/04/2013 04:32

Today, after weeks of insomnia, I fell asleep. This would have been great if my brother didn't wake me up at 3 a.m., screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded for thumping him, and have to do all his chores while sleep deprived. FML

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By I write sins not other people's essays - 12/05/2016 03:13 - United States - King George

Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML

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You deserved it 1 060

By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML

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You deserved it 3 222

Thanks for your help

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 20:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after sacrificing multiple weekends to help my kid brother with his various projects, I asked him to help me with one of mine. He nearly blew up at the thought of losing an evening of his free time on a simple task, so I postponed it to later, which means never. FML

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You deserved it 117

By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 15:15 - Netherlands

Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 21:16 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook. Seeing as how my brother never asks me for anything, I took this opportunity to help him. He then blocked me. FML

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goldensh0wer69 3

Sunday 14 October 2012 2:27

Whatever, math is hard.

gracehi 31

Sunday 14 October 2012 2:28

I have that app. Show him how to lower the math difficulty setting on the alarm... I don't doubt your ability to figure it out, but your brother is clearly too stupid to do it himself.

Comments

zyme 11

Sunday 14 October 2012 18:17

The answer is square with rounded corners. The answer is *Always* square with rounded corners.

beaute_fatale 5

Sunday 14 October 2012 20:35

i agree my boyfriend has the same alarm and if he would ask me how to solve one of his problems id be worried !!!

gardenwhipped3 14

Thursday 18 October 2012 10:09

tell him that the application has a failsafe. If you rinse it with water, it will shut off too.

WolfieTheBadass 9

Sunday 10 March 2013 8:08

Whoa... Must be a awesome app if it's able to get both of you up~

Baller_Bob 17

Sunday 23 February 2014 17:20

Turn it off and then wipe it on your ass and balls

telli164 30

Thursday 1 May 2014 15:23

Calculator app?

HahaNoGoAway 11

Monday 19 May 2014 6:12

I used to have this app but it was useless because the second it went off I promptly shoved it between my boobs and wrapped my self back up in blankets.

unholyswiss 19

Thursday 3 March 2016 0:05

Due partly to my insomnia and lower tolerance for fuckwits I probably would've broken his phone and told him to **** off. And if he really wanted he could look up the solutions to them himself, if he's too incompetent to do that much he shouldn't have a phone either.