Anyone else notice this sounds like a 14 year old is speaking? Lol

did she laugh or join in? if so, you're safe.

My thoughts exactly.

If a little gas is all it takes for her to break up with you, you're better off!

Honestly why do people care so much about farting? And why is a bodily uncontrollable function considered impolite to society? It's not impolite to sneeze or cough or even burp if you say excuse me and it's not extremely loud and obnoxious? What's the big deal? Everyone does it there's no one that lived that hasn't . My favorite phrase is " if you can't fart in your own house what kind of world is this?!" My bf I live with thinks it's silly but now we just both do it and don't say anything about it and go about our day

Why is everybody always weeping about farting? To me it's not exactly the thing to break up over. In your case there may be some other problems.

If she leaves your for something as small as that, then she's not worth it.

She's a bitch if she leaves you for that. It can happen to anyone! And it's kind of funny too.

Why do people make a big deal over farting or burping? They are normal bodily functions.

"Tummy ache"? What are you, five?