By meetrasan - 18/03/2013 00:01

Today, four days after our fridge-freezer broke down, my husband staggered home with three bags of ham. He drunkenly bought it with most of what little money we have, so now not only is our food budget gone, we also have a metric cunt-load of ham, and nowhere to store it. FML
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meetrasan 1

I'm OP. My husband couldn't hold his liquor over a few beers if his **** and balls depended on it. It's been a topic of arguments for a while already and this is the final straw. But it's kind of a funny situation if you think about it, that's why I posted it. To any stupid people that are going to ask how can he afford to go out drinking, read my other comment. And I KNOW someone's going to ask how could I afford a computer or a phone to post this, and my answer is: I don't buy a new computer or phone every day, shit head. I could sell my computer, but you try going without easy internet access in this day and age. We'll survive.

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boborules 7

That's a damn sHAMe.

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DropBearMeat 23

Can you afford salt? You can try salt curing those hams. They'll last a long time and should be pretty tasty to boot. It's what people did before refrigeration and it worked well enough that salt was actually a currency to the early Roman empire.

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maigan332 14

"****-load" lmao!

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Cupcake040 17

The plus side is he didn't cheat.......? I don't trying to find something good here....... I mean technically there's a handful of worse things that could have happened..... Still sucks tho

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madgrinchhatter 12

Metric ****-load is my new favorite measurement

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Serenityandpeace 9

If that's volume, is Dick length possible?

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Songokuu9000 8

I like ham......

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Ziggy122 15

So how many shit-tons are in a metric ****-load?

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LaLince 40

Ask a friend or neighbors to store the ham in their fridge.

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pandalover69 26

if he has the receipt there should be no reason that you can't return it. just explain the situation to them.

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