By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

That kind of stuff doesn't just "sort of" happen. Sorry op. Ditch them both.

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Pwn17 25

It's not his fault. He accidentally tripped and fell into her lady parts.

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sweetbliss3 37

Yes things like that just "sort of happen" I guess she tripped and his dick just landed in her.

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mrtonyanderson 20

At least he told you so you can dump the bitch

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whatismissing 8

That was exactly his 'plan'. She felt guilty after their adventure, but he wanted more than just a one-night stand. I'm just guessing.

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herondale_fml 4

She accidentally slipped and fell on his dick

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whatismissing 8

Those things can happen - especially when you feel horny.

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SMcGwier 4

You should punch him in the balls when you get home and tell him "it just sort of happened".

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JCRouzer29 27

I know that feeling man, sorry to hear it.

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CarbonCoach 11

do you mnow it's true though? call your girlfriend and find out more about it. so sorry op you're better off with other friends and another girlfriend.

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FlyingPie 17

Break up with her and break things off with your friend. Let them be together - They sound perfect for each other (a cheater and a backstabber).

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Inked0803 12

So his penis just happened to go into her ****** repeatedly?

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The_9th_Doctor 18

oops, I fell and my penis fell into your gf. no, that kind of shit doesn't just happen.

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fgwrxfiend 11

Then you should just sort of punch him in the face :)

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