Intimacy: Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call...

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML

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By hangup - 04/07/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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By lolatmylife - 22/08/2014 06:02 - United States

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By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 23:07 - Canada

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Tuesday 27 August 2013 0:34

That kind of stuff doesn't just "sort of" happen. Sorry op. Ditch them both.

Pwn17 25

Tuesday 27 August 2013 0:34

It's not his fault. He accidentally tripped and fell into her lady parts.

Comments

Dame84 6

Tuesday 27 August 2013 6:47

At least he was honest about it?

lills123 7

Tuesday 27 August 2013 6:49

That sucks. Well at least you were in Florida

radiocaf 29

Tuesday 27 August 2013 6:49

Credit to the friend who actually manned up and called you to tell you, if I was you OP, I'd act as if nothing is different when I get back and see if your girlfriend has the same decency, although I'd probably end it either way, it's just about seeing her integrity and respect for you.