By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

That kind of stuff doesn't just "sort of" happen. Sorry op. Ditch them both.

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Pwn17 25

It's not his fault. He accidentally tripped and fell into her lady parts.

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catanita 18

It just sort of happened if he broke a glass, or a vase but not this. Time to move on from both of them.

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confusedAsFuck 34

You should "sort of" shoot them both in the face and when the cops interrogate you, you say "it just happened"..

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thatgirlincali 13

....And the boyfriend stealing friend strikes again.

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kenjenkei 32

Yep...your friend obviously tripped and accidentally fell penis first into your girlfriend. Because that happens all the time, right? :p

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noldier 5

Not defending the guy, because it's a douchebag move no matter what. But people's feelings do change and while as your friend he should have avoided the situation, but it might speak to his character that he told you at all instead of trying to hide it. I have found it is better to hated for a time than to lie to my friends.

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TimmyKenmuir 1

yor girl is a **** and he isn't really your friend

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judea95 16

At least he was honest with you OP, although your girlfriend should have told you first

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Cadillac4427 8

i hope she is an ex now as well as your friend.....sex never " sort of " happens.

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