Intimacy: Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call...

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML

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By hangup - 04/07/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who is vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML

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By sometingwong - 01/12/2011 20:32 - United States

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

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By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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By lolatmylife - 22/08/2014 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me pictures of him and his family on their trip in Florida. He accidentally included a picture of a girl sleeping in his bed, naked. FML

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By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 23:07 - Canada

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

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Tuesday 27 August 2013 0:34

That kind of stuff doesn't just "sort of" happen. Sorry op. Ditch them both.

Pwn17 25

Tuesday 27 August 2013 0:34

It's not his fault. He accidentally tripped and fell into her lady parts.

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sneeze_watch 19

Tuesday 27 August 2013 2:32

You should "sort of" kick him in the dick. And dump her ass first thing.

paigexox0 37

Tuesday 27 August 2013 2:37

*throws santa clause, fridge, stove, unicorn, entire house at someone* woops sorry...it sorta just happened.

Ari1337 15

Tuesday 27 August 2013 6:45

not Santa D:

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Tuesday 27 August 2013 2:37

Invite them to come join you in Florida.-- I understand they have a very lenient "Stand Your Ground" law there.

SlapAndTickle 20

Tuesday 27 August 2013 2:43

Yes, yes we do.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 27 August 2013 2:50

So how do you 'sort of' have sex with someone? Did he rub up against her at a bus stop?

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 27 August 2013 2:52

Sort of I don't think will cut this one...but at least he came clean about it...

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Tuesday 27 August 2013 3:26

And when people get in trouble for eating all the pie, their excuse can be 'the fork slipped into the pie & I cleaned it with my mouth. it was an accident. ' stuff like this doesn't 'just sorta happen. '

Beepbeep7 14

Tuesday 27 August 2013 3:38

Shakira humored me.

TheCowCollector 2

Tuesday 27 August 2013 3:42

Maybe you were destined to find the right girl there? Start looking.

hcollins1 18

Tuesday 27 August 2013 3:49

Maybe, just maybe it's because you're closer to a friend of 6 years than a friend of 6 months. Being betrayed by someone you may consider family is something no one wants to go through.

BlueRainDude 11

Tuesday 27 August 2013 3:51

Be like thanks for telling me but we are no longer friends and hang up. Then don't talk to him for a while. After he tries to contact you again a couple times without you answering finally pick up and when he asks why you guys haven't spoken be like "idk bro it just happened, you'd know about that." And hang up