By Optimus_Prime97 - 03/05/2012 02:39 - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 935
You deserved it 31 806

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YdoIhaveAchode 4

How do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin?

waresjake 3

You're going to get so many bitches with a dolphin

Comments

One does not simply adopt a xdolphin my mistake!

187, it's partly her name and partly her comments. I honestly didn't think the FML community would have famous commenters as well as disliked ones. But that's what happens. It does suck.

MischievousV 8

Adopting isn't the same as buying. You basically give that much money to support the dolphin. People 'adopt' exotic animals all the time from zoos and such to support the animal

ashniccla 4

What in the world were you doing?

How can that be an FML? DOLPHINS ARE FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

nicefacekidd 4

I don't see the downside to this.

loccsta83 5

Good for you why is this in fml I want a dolphin

Bro be siked you got a dolphin for crying out loud!!!!!!

And I accidentally pressed you deserve it