By Optimus_Prime97 - 03/05/2012 02:39 - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 935
You deserved it 31 806

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YdoIhaveAchode 4

How do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin?

waresjake 3

You're going to get so many bitches with a dolphin

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dejah_costa 0

How do you accidentally buy a dolphin

My heart melted at your sweet comment to 13.

KiddNYC1O 20

I'm reminded of the The Dark Side of Dolphins.

How the hell do you adopt a dolphin, you high!?!?

ArielTheMermaid 17

Do me a favor and name him steven

Herculesninja27 5

What in the ***** name haha that's hilarious how is this accidental?!?

ginglederf 6

Well, I can't think of an upside to this.