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By youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2014 16:01 - United States - Orange

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

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jgaspero 3

Sunday 11 November 2012 23:09

What a bitch! Hope your ok OP!

harrypotter955 19

Sunday 11 November 2012 23:13

1-800 choke dat hoe

Comments

SamCrow 1

Tuesday 20 November 2012 21:30

Yep, you are gonna get sued. This happened to me twice.

monkeytater96 23

Friday 22 February 2013 17:21

Something similar happened to me. I opened the car door and "dinged" the side of another door. The guy forced my mom to call the cops. The guy was my homeroom teacher.

shadwolf99 2

Monday 9 September 2013 12:22

She wont have a case if all the damage is is a slight chip and there is no injuries on her. She will be laughed right out of court. I wouldnt worry.

xoAbiox 18

Wednesday 18 June 2014 15:59

That happened to me. Other car had no damage at all, I had a cracked number plate. She wasn't hurt either. She called an accident helpline, claimed assault and was awarded £45,500.

HighasaCloud 46

Thursday 28 May 2015 2:25

Welcome to the United States, where you can (and probably will) get sued by anyone for just about anything

thatoneguy500 8

Monday 11 April 2016 17:15

Similar thing happened at a campground. My dog got exited and jumped at the lady. The dog didn't even touch her, and she sued is for 3,000 dollars and won. As an additional bonus our dog wasn't allowed in the campground anymore, ending our trip early.

daidax_238 26

Friday 12 August 2016 17:25

In a way I'm glad that she got to go in an ambulance. Do you have any idea how much an ambulance ride costs? And there aren't really any grounds to sue. I mean, she could maybe due for a couple hundred and get the car repainted but that's about it