By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
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jchansfan 0

You really arern't very bright, are you? :P

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Yes, believe it or not women have to shave their toes/feet/armpits/legs/and any other part they feel like shaving, because just like any human we have hair all over our body and we like to get rid of it any way we can

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JessiGoose 0

Everyone has hair on their toes. If you can't see it, you probably have fine blonde hair on your toes. But it's still there. :/

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selects 0

just because you have hair doesn't mean you have to shave it. god forbid a woman actually allow any part of herself to be natural

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

She doesn't have to shave it, but clearly, she wants to. God forbid the girl doesn't like the look of hairy toes. The whole "women should be all natural!" thing is just silly. Look the way you want to look, end of story.

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LadyOfLannister 0

Agreed. Everything would be so much easier without the rules of society that aren't written down, yet are observed by most.

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Flutist 3

Wow, I thought the war in Iraq, my cousin almost dying, and the world ending in 2012 was actually more important. But no, hairy toes ftw.

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vapors 0

Wow, do shut the **** up. It's suppose too be funny, If you can't relate too that you're on the wrong website. Also, OP, I too have hobbit feet.

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confirmpassword 0

... did you seriously just put 2012 in the same category as the war in Iraq?

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aero_fml 0

My thoughts exactly. I think 2012 is going to be like that time they broadcast the alien invasion play on the radio and a ton of people killed themselves. I'll have the popcorn bowl ready =)

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bexox 0

Not to mention the whole millenium bug thing...

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DianaElise10 0

fml's aren't meant to be serious...

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mrbasilio 7

Its called FML, but hey! cool story bro! Does it have an ending?

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catatonicsleep 17

you should try veet or nair instead, no pain involved at all

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sarahbau 0

Unless you're like me and allergic to it or have sensitive skin. I tried nair once, and got a chemical burn from it. When I felt it burning, I jumped in the shower to wash it off, but apparently the water made it worse. I couldn't walk for two days after that.

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SaintJimmy 0

Put some duct tape on and swiftly pull it off, Frodo.

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BelaLugosisdead 0

Silly hobbit. Non-hairy toes are for humans.

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smackieonassis 0

A better method for removing toe hair - and yes, I am serious, I have done this myself - is to get a lighter and briefly put the flame to the hair on your toe. The hair burns right off, and if you do it properly it won't hurt you.

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papaicey 0

yeah, that's a great solution. set your toes on fire. then you won't have any hair for sure!

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arissia 0

That's pretty normal, really. Even the accidental cuts (we all have our moments).

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youthink_fml 0

How does not knowing how to use a razor reinforce that fact that you have hairy toes?

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perdix 29

If you are talking about a foot toe, yuck, but if you are talking about your camel toe, well, some guys like 'em hairy.

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MaddogTotten 0

Might I dare to ask if, you are indeed who some people seem to think you are, why you changed your screen-name?

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ScaryyMary 14

@29 who do people think perdix is? Plexico? Because I started noticing Perdix when Plexico disappeared... :S

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