By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
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jchansfan 0

You really arern't very bright, are you? :P

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Yes, believe it or not women have to shave their toes/feet/armpits/legs/and any other part they feel like shaving, because just like any human we have hair all over our body and we like to get rid of it any way we can

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D5quared 0

I have some coarse hairs on my toes, but they're blonde, so no one can see them. Your toes may not be as abnormal as you think. The chunk of flesh missing from you toes, however, might be abnormal. In all seriousness, next time, use Veet.

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blastvortex 3

They should be more careful, yes - silly little hobbitses, shaving their silly little feetses....

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PhillyFox 0

Not really an FML. I have hairy toes too. No more than normal, it's just that I have dark hair and it's more visible. A lot of girls have hairy toes. Not a big deal.

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netbeui435 3

so who gives a sh**. really.

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XaosZaleski 0

So...I'm gonna guess that if you have massive amounts of hair on your toes, that means you're either Blackfoot Indian, Polish, or Norwegian. Look on the bright side: You can use your foot as a bear trap.

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bloodsis16 0

Blackfoot Indian I understand.. but Aren't most Polish or Norwegian blondes?? LOL. I'm just saying..

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MaddogTotten 0

he said hair, not necessarily dark hair.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

#5 just described my life haha. I'm Italian so my hair is darker than normal. Though I end up shaving my toes a lot because I lovveee flip flops, all year :) doesn't bother me, I can't change anything so might as well live with it :D

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