By CLH - 25/01/2011 18:08 - Canada

Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML
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JacksonCampbell 9

This reminds me of that one time I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by wearing a dress for my boyfriend. It may sound completely unrelated to the FML, but it totally leads in to the whole thing. M'kay, so there I was, in full drag and with freshly-braided nipples, wearing a fake beard made out of Perdix' crotch hair, and cow's blood smeared on my lips in a cheap and yet magnificent imitation of the vintage lipstick of old. Once I'd finished sexily morris-dancing to the tune of Call on Me, I lifted my dress up sexily, anticipating an immediate ravishing, and all the glorious sounds of pealing thunder that would ensue. So what does he do? He only calls me a freak for wearing my frilly edible teletubbies panties inside out on a ******* LUNAR ECLIPSE. I mean, what the dick, people? Here I am, trying to be sexy for my man, and I'M the bad guy? Is there no justice in this world? Wee-woo.

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geminiwings87 0

I live in the sewers, and your ring fit my new fiancée perfectly :) thank you for your donation.

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mx_17 0

why were you even over a sewer? I thought hanging out by sewers was only a 14 year old boy fantacy hangout area.. Orr that was just me when I was 14???

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ipwnlosers 4

Woah! A comment that doesn't have a sexual reference...!

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FMLinCA 12

you're dumb to just stand there and watch the ice melt and let it sink away. should've thought about picking it up with a wire hanger or something. you deserve it. lol. idiot.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

So, the part where she said "During my efforts to retrieve it..." didn't mean anything to you? She didn't just stand there and watch...

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FMLinCA 12

after her "efforts" didn't work, she pretty much just stood there and watch it slide away. either, she's dumb.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

DURING her efforts to retrieve it she had to watch as it floated away from her reach. Nowhere does it say she just stood there and gave up.

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andrewsap 0

why was it off in the first place? it shouldn't of been. if it was on like it should've been you wouldn't of lost it.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Fail. shouldn't have* wouldn't have* I find it amusing that you did manage to spell the contraction (should've) right, though.

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monkeymagic 0

fake..sounds like that ice just need 10s to melt..fake

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ryanst 7

No no, he used his sexual comment on a reply to #1.

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MichaelKrush 0

Even if there was a raging sex scene on at the time it's not as if you'd call during sex with your boyfriend and talk to them, so how is that not logical to you or your parents. I don't see that as a fml.

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princessjasmine2_fml 0

Daayum, how hot was it in Canada, in the middle of winter, that the ice would melt that fast? Damn global warming....

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