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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 13:34 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 06:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, during a long flight, I tried to discreetly pass gas. Instead, I misjudged the pressure and ended up making a loud noise that everyone around me seemingly heard. To make matters worse, the flight attendant asked if everything was OK. Now I’m probably remembered as "Farts on a plane." FML

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By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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Saturday 19 December 2015 8:44

People always blame the fat guy....

feliciaheartu 21

Saturday 19 December 2015 8:34

That was mean of you

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captainsmegma 12

Saturday 19 December 2015 16:59

(In my Chester Cheetah voice) "Sir, you have my respect".

goozeo 11

Saturday 19 December 2015 18:11

YDI, own your brand

Skycop_S 23

Saturday 19 December 2015 18:32

Today, someone farted while I was on a flight. Everyone was disgusted, and I received several death stares. They blamed me just because I'm fat. FML

Emoandproud 11

Saturday 19 December 2015 20:00

that is just awful!! meant to tap you deserved it but that guy sure as hell didnt.

Corbane11 16

Saturday 19 December 2015 20:53

As mean as that is, I can't say I would've owned up to that either. Understandable FYL

XtremeHeat 14

Saturday 19 December 2015 21:22

"Today, while on an airplane, the guy sitting next to me farted. Everyone thought it was me just because I'm fat. FML."

Parp 7

Saturday 19 December 2015 21:49

This isn't an FML. This is a total win. I once made a woman throw up with a toxic bum blast on a long haul.

sandman676 20

Saturday 19 December 2015 23:32

Gold made my day

feytensn 25

Sunday 20 December 2015 2:10

Talking about stereotypes

DJDualScreen 4

Sunday 20 December 2015 2:22

Today, on a flight, some asshole ripped a nasty one off, and I got pinned for it. FML.

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