By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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Jakojan 4

i absolutely love the way you worded this. makes it sound like you let your sister escape from her hamster cage

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Obviously in jail. You have to use the context clues. Dad puts down traps, hamster protests out of solidarity with other rodents, protest gets out of order, hamster bitch slaps dad, hamster jailed for assault.

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tboudre 0

that's a terrible way for your sister to die.

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illjusbedamned 0

I HATE when people put a question mark after the word "guess", in a phrase suggesting the reader "guess" something. ITS NOT A QUESTION.

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ilovenyrangers 0

that's rlly messed up. poor hamster... :(

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awesomenessgirl 0

aww Oh my gosh! that's terrible you should of been more careful

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weightlesschicka 1

one hamster down, many more to go. take it that I don't like Hamsters...each hamster ive ever held has bitten me on the fiinger right in the same spot.

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NatalieAlken 0

Hey just letting you know i found my sisters HAMSTER in the mousetrap not the toilet or anywhere else and

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knownunknown101 0

YDI. for not being careful maybe next time youu should double check but I left my rats cage open thank god they didn't escape. by your sis a new hamster....or.....give her something else.

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SisyphereanTask 2

What I want to know is; why was your sister in the hamster cage? o_O

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ima_ninja8 0

I'm going to take a guess of where the hamster was. Hmmmm.... *Thinks* Oh!! I know!! Wonderland?! Mkay. Thanks. Give me my sammich now.

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