By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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Jakojan 4

i absolutely love the way you worded this. makes it sound like you let your sister escape from her hamster cage

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Obviously in jail. You have to use the context clues. Dad puts down traps, hamster protests out of solidarity with other rodents, protest gets out of order, hamster bitch slaps dad, hamster jailed for assault.

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DanielBrendle93 0

FYL your from Ireland.

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mola_mola 3

hoi ya **** i'll have ya know that ireland is a quite fantastic place

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TungstenLildog 10

Your dad is a jerk for setting up killer mouse traps when someone has a pet rodent. There are other types of mouse traps that don't kill.

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FatMan23 10

having sex with you when you woke up?

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Brialuvsu 7

what?? you killed a poor, little, defenseless hammy? i have a hammy and if you did that to my hamster, i'd hurt you. you're sister must be pissed.

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