By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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Jakojan 4

i absolutely love the way you worded this. makes it sound like you let your sister escape from her hamster cage

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Obviously in jail. You have to use the context clues. Dad puts down traps, hamster protests out of solidarity with other rodents, protest gets out of order, hamster bitch slaps dad, hamster jailed for assault.

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Efilyn 0

A hamster got in a MOUSE trap? They're related, but it's for mice for a reason. Next time be more careful with your sister's property.

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jocelyng_fml 0

am I the only one who immediately thought of the board game mouse traps?

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warpig182 0

I think his story went like this: Today I finally escaped from prison. While making my dash to the door I saw some cheese sitting on a nice platter. Turns out some asshole put a giatine rigged to the cheese. Guess where I am now FML

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Zmeilerr 22

No one corrects ignorance and gets away with it. And yea ignorance I DIDN'T capitalize your name.

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