Intimacy: Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

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RaggleFrock 13

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:54

Oh na na what's my name

_streets_ 19

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:54

That awkward moment when...

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cetlawizard 15

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:29

The only name I hear from my other half is God...as in "Oh, God!" Still better to moan your own name than somebody who's NOT your bf!

IFF_President 6

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:47

Sexy And I Know It!

cjrand 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:57

I do that every day and I love my life

ChelseaRaeS 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 5:47

You're sexy and you know it

girlproblems101 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:36

Cocky? ;) get it.

scrework 6

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:39

Man, OP must solo alot.

stephanyk2 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:26

WTF?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:56

Narcisstic much? haha

panda_masq 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:57

Good job...

TheAngryKitten 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:20

That's just how much swag you have.

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