Intimacy: Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating.... - FML

By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

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Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

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chewbacca69 0

Friday 15 April 2011 11:51

don't lie you just wanted to hear her voice

Bekll 31

Friday 15 April 2011 11:54

YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?

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Babydoll_monroe 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:26

LMFAO!!! Your life sucks!!! That's your queue to move out ;) ;) #justsaying! Awkward much

Yoshi_Fue 9

Monday 9 May 2011 6:02

Move out of where? He DIALED his sister on his PHONE in his POCKET in maybe his own HOUSE. People with cell phones don't all live with their parents...

chakdeindia 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:17

your so hot omg

mrs_carter_ 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:42

@#42 thats sooooo true

saturnsonic 3

Friday 6 May 2011 1:12

Wha ha ha ha now thats funny!! did she stay on the line until you were done? lol

CrackerJack127 3

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:23

dumbass bahahahaha. no.... really, smoooooth. :P

iPhilosophy 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:30

I'm not going to lie, that's pretty creepy that she stayed on the line...

brunettegurly 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:52

at least it wasnt someone like your dad or a person from church...

rawrzorz17 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:20

ewww Aha

xxrandallxx 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 14:29

"Hello??" -fap fap fap-

Austinj_perez 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:23

X( I've done that too

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