Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher.... - FML

By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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By randomgirl - 16/12/2024 18:00 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2017 20:00

Today, someone called out "Ma'am!" while approaching me from behind, but then said "Oops, sir!" when I turned around. I was wearing a corset and miniskirt with leggings. They were correct the first time. FML

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By please stay on the line - 07/05/2017 04:00

Today, I was sitting in the break room when my boss came in and yelled at me about a mistake. Because I've worked in customer service for years, I instinctively responded with, "I'm terribly sorry to hear that, sir. I hope you'll still consider us in the future." FML

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By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 05:00

Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of d's in my life!". All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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By MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Monday 30 May 2011 23:58

That is not as embarrassing as when you accidently call your teacher dad or mom

Crlnprz 11

Monday 30 May 2011 23:57

lmao nice double fail

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brunette427 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 20:58

I've done the same thing... only in J.R.O.T.C. =/ I said yes sir to a girl

cdncw 20

Friday 29 May 2015 17:25

I'm relatively sure that this would be correct (in JROTC) if this "girl" was an officer / superior.

VulpesFidelis 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 21:09

She should be lucky that you used an honorific at all! In my school, we never did. We would use other polite words, but not honorifics (Sir, Madam, etc.).

abcdefg123456_sg 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:03

ha. classic.

IcYH0tD0G 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:17

I think you know her secret

itsjustbanter 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:34

Should've just whacked down his/her trousers to discover the true gender - easily done!

JokerJohn7 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 2:39

**** your life? it's completely your fault....you said it....twice

hottiebrunette 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:17

fyl SIR.

mante_fml 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:50

you just gave me a great idea for next year

TempestRain 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 6:48

yay! That's a really funny picture. :)

steven02 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:48

double fail! lol

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