By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 18:07 - India

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Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
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Jakesterk96 8

Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.

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j4ym4n 2

If that's the worst thing that happened all day... Then it's a good day mate

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bamberbear 0

That's straight hilarious.

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micahsmommy 13

First we learned today that we need to worry about catching viruses from computers, now we have to worry about STDs too?!

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UnleashedKilla1 4

You don't know how much I wish I was there.

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cyK0tek 0

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! XD Get owned... Careful not to get an ETI(Electronically transmitted infection)!

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Immediately after he said that he quickly tried to correct himself but his mom was already like WHAAAAAT? Lol

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Twisted_Sire 3

Please be more careful when speaking, now imagine you had said that to a colleague or a teacher...

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mama2b3 20

Some of the comments on here arent even relevent.

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