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By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 18:07 - India

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Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 500
You deserved it 26 056
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Jakesterk96 8

Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.

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fukthisss 5

Your stupid for thinking that's an FML

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MaceFaceLOL 8

This is how I see it OP:Hey mom can you cum here? I need to ask if you can ejaculate the flashdrive from the computer? Mom:sure let me grab my lube and I'll be right there.

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aron666 25

either OP is jacking off too much in front of the PC, or just lack of partner syndrome...or both

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MaceFaceLOL 8

I see no logic behind this comment...he is probably young so he has these things running through his head, sometimes when people think about things they vocalize them without even realizing it. FYL

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blueice4all 4

Sounds sexy, aside from the mom part that is

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StalinsHeir 1

You should change the eject sound to an ****** sound.

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