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By halfasleep - 27/03/2012 14:00 - United States - New Haven

Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 14:00

Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML

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By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By K.Trinity - 15/06/2024 20:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and decided to multitask by making my coffee while brushing my teeth. Halfway through, I absentmindedly poured mouthwash into my coffee mug and took a big gulp. I spent the rest of the morning trying to get the taste of minty coffee out of my mouth. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By anon - 20/06/2014 05:06 - United States - Kennett

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By Pauly - 10/02/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower. I was just about at the filter and as I was taking my last drag, my friend decided to scare me from behind, and I accidentally sucked the whole thing in my mouth. They don't go out immediately when in your mouth. My tongue hurts. FML

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akallaan 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 18:51

Like a boss or a homeless man.

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:23

My moth died, please like my comment; it's what he would've wanted :(

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Vertas 10

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:16

Either really desperate for alcohol or really well practiced and still hungover. lol

ezelisko 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:23

at least it came back up smelling better then normal.

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:24

I vote for "coming back up" because you now have stomach acid eating at your esophagus and mouth. OP, are you keeping track of the votes? Do I have a chance at a prize if I'm on the winning "team." Go Team Coming Up! Crush Team Going Down.

omgcookeys 15

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:29

Team going down is going down.

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:31

Apparently, that isnt the only thing you've ever taken as a shot… Try cutting back on the alcohol. :)

curleyQ97 9

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:32

alcoholic much?

muffinXmonster 12

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:43

Your vomit now smells minty fresh

starwind3438 9

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:54

This proves you drink too much.

canucks92 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 21:18

Why would you do that lol

silentblack 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 21:58

U took it like a champ

simply4brillianc_fml 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:00

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