By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
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ClaireXX 0

Is your boyfriend Robert Pattinson?

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xGinaxJorgex 0

#5 he will like it to much if they shower together lol

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TruckerGustav 0

#9, I agree. But some guys are just plain nasty sometimes. Trust me, I've been with other truckers where I can smell them from far away. Personally though, I can't stand being stinky and nasty.

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iamgoofymovie 0

I agree with #11

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Lenicka 0

That guy must be something realllllyy special in every other way otherwise it does not make any sense why he is your boyfriend. The very idea of kissing someone or worse make love to someone who had last shower seven days ago is mighty repulsive.

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AntiChrist7 0

100% True, but try formulating that as "YDI for dating an idiot", and people will flame you

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TheLetterZero 7

"OMG! HE IS NOT AN IDIOT! IT'S SMART TO BE STINKY AND INCONSIDERATE OF SURROUNDING PEOPLE!" You're worried people are going to flame you like that? They would be more worried about trying to raise their IQ's to the double digits.

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aron33 2

I shower once a week, sometimes twice a week. Feels good man

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npk88 0

Did he have a grain of rice in his belly button?

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unpossible 26

I was just about to ask the same thing.

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isitofficial_ 0

LOL! you probably read that from the other fml when that guy found a grain of rice in his belly button XD

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lem0n_fml 0

105. Thank you, Captain Obvious

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fudrick 0

YEAH AND HE PROBABLY COMMENTED IT ON THIS FML BECAUSE SINCE HE DOESN'T SHOWER AS OFTEN AS MOST PEOPLE HE'S LESS LIKELY TO CLEAN OUT HIS BELLY BUTTON XD

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fudrick 0

Because clearly I wasn't being cynical towards the other commenter who pointed out the obvious. What insults did I even make in that comment? I don't remember insulting anyone, but I can't reread it since it's moderated.

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