Animals: Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog...

By Debra2005 - 20/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

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Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 08:09 - Canada

Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML

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By doggone - 14/07/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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By sandra - 20/09/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 21:29 - United States - Westfield

Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML

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By anbrown6 - 12/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:57

No idea what size that dog was, but regardless, you should have had him/her on a leash. YDI. :/

PureGold 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:59

Awww!! You should really have put it on a leash, shelter dogs can be crazy at first lol. Are you positive you'll never be able to find him? :(

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Sunday 24 May 2009 8:20

Idk if I would have missed the thing much after that, not saying I have anything against dogs, just at that point, I wouldn't have cared if the dog was gone. If anything I would have been extremely pissed off as soon as the pooping started... $100 for a dog?, That's less than 2 new video games, that would be normally worth it... Better luck next time XD

fenimors 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 8:17

#100!!!! And bad dog

Vegetables 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 5:57

Why wasn't he on a leash? Seriously, be a responsible pet owner next time. I hope you don't get a dog again if this is how you act.

zpointon 0

Friday 28 August 2009 8:31

well now he can shit ON/UNDER cars now!!!

lazy_girl 12

Monday 8 February 2010 7:53

i know i'm probably like, the 100th person to say this but, um...theres this invention called a leash. you attach one end to your dog's collar and hold the other end in your hand, it's meant to prevent mishaps such as this. but that dog probably wouldn't have lasted long anyway if you're really that unprepared.

livelifetotheful_fml 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 22:27

hahahaha!!!

heathhawksrock 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 0:22

a "poop and run"!

Jca56 3

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:30

I just laugh at all the other fml's but this one us actualy really sad :(

PedoBearSaysYES 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 19:20

wow u guys r retarded ok we get it leash. o m g !!! seriously we don't even know any real details and a dog can run faster than a person can react and get the leash. and you can easily be overpowered by the dog idk what kinda dog u been with cuz I've worked w big dogs and they can easily pull a grown man around or even knock him over. and if it was small they're really good at wriggling free. so ya stfu leeeeash and op did deserve it he should have tried to calm the dog down first before even opening anything. cars can be washed. dog first priority.