By sandra - 05/02/2016 01:01 - Norway - Trondheim

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Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML
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crazycountry 17

I tried to do that to my ex and being the asshole that he is he gave me a bunch of excuses why it wasn't fair play.

danceinconverse 25

Ha! I always say this too. Some guys may actually be genuinely into it, but most only want it because most girls DON'T want it, so it's a "challenge". I just don't understand how you can ask someone "Hey, I know you have a hole literally designed for a penis that you actually enjoy having my penis in, and I like that too, but I'd love to put it in the hole you have that's NOT designed for a penis, so it'll really hurt you, and won't give you much pleasure at all. Plus we may get shit everywhere. Literal shit. Sound good?"

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dannidoll93 24

He shouldn't suggest you do something he wouldn't do himself. Also, women don't have any pleasure receptors there unless you're hitting it at a very specific angle and stimulating the g spot from the other side. Men actually can get a lot of pleasure from prostate stimulation. So in theory he would possibly actually enjoy it if he gave it a chance whereas there's a good chance you won't!

This has worked for me for years. Not only do guys propose this in a relationship, but ONSs too. No, this is not ****, you cannot randomly decide which place to use unless you're happy with getting ****** by me first.

If I was your boyfriend and that was the only way we would have had anal, we would have been stretching each other's b hole.

Is there something you'd like to admit?

Great idea!! I'm going to use it from now on!

I don't care if it would "feel good" to get ****** with a strap on, I refuse to have anything shoved up there.

A07 48

Then I hope you never need a colonoscopy

That's cool no one said you had to try anything, you're entitled to your opinion and preferences. But so are others so let's not judge others kinks and preferences either. (:

KayleeFrye 39

Fine. Just don't ever get bent out of shape if a girl refuses to let you do anal to her.

51 you are under sedation for a colonoscopy so you don't know its going on at the time.

countryb_cth 38

No for a colonoscopy you're awake. They give you only a slight sedation but otherwise you're awake.

A proper Gent would have agreed anyway. He must not of been very focused on his goals.

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bad_boyfriend 10

This is why I'm more of an anal on the first date kind of guy. I prefer a lady who asks for anal.

I really don't see the pleasure men get with anal sex, I've done it before and I really didn't feel anything great about it. I guess I'm more into oral

I think it's because it feels tighter which some find pleasurable

it's honestly just a different fit, some favor it some don't. I'm the same, take it or leave it, especially if there's a "fair play" attached to it

uchihadesendent 14

That's because guys have a prostate there.