By sandra - 05/02/2016 01:01 - Norway - Trondheim

Spicy
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 038
You deserved it 4 150

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crazycountry 17

I tried to do that to my ex and being the asshole that he is he gave me a bunch of excuses why it wasn't fair play.

danceinconverse 25

Ha! I always say this too. Some guys may actually be genuinely into it, but most only want it because most girls DON'T want it, so it's a "challenge". I just don't understand how you can ask someone "Hey, I know you have a hole literally designed for a penis that you actually enjoy having my penis in, and I like that too, but I'd love to put it in the hole you have that's NOT designed for a penis, so it'll really hurt you, and won't give you much pleasure at all. Plus we may get shit everywhere. Literal shit. Sound good?"

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Good job sweety I did the same with my husband the topic of anal disappeared lol. Nicely played ?

fml is flawed, there's no high-five option

As a bisexual man, allow me to offer some insight... If done PROPERLY, anal isn't disgusting, although the participants need be prepared if an accident does happen. The straight community and the gay/bi community have very different views on "fairness". Some guys prefer only to catch while others only pitch. There are some who do both. Personally, I hate bottoming, but I love my partner, so I bottom exclusively for him. We switch off. If your man was truly into you, he'd do the same.

If my girl fair play then I feel like if she's going to let me do this for however long I can last then why not

pharm121 21

I think it's fair play...so does my husband.

The other half got me a strap-on for my birthday since I can't do vaginal or anal very well anymore do too pain issues. I'll still do them sometimes but it just hurts. So he got me one so I can do him in the ass because he wants me to just enjoy sex again, and holy shit its the most fun I've ever had during sex, I'm sorry that you missed out on that OP.

ouijacorn 9