By sandra - 05/02/2016 01:01 - Norway - Trondheim

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Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 038
You deserved it 4 150

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crazycountry 17

I tried to do that to my ex and being the asshole that he is he gave me a bunch of excuses why it wasn't fair play.

danceinconverse 25

Ha! I always say this too. Some guys may actually be genuinely into it, but most only want it because most girls DON'T want it, so it's a "challenge". I just don't understand how you can ask someone "Hey, I know you have a hole literally designed for a penis that you actually enjoy having my penis in, and I like that too, but I'd love to put it in the hole you have that's NOT designed for a penis, so it'll really hurt you, and won't give you much pleasure at all. Plus we may get shit everywhere. Literal shit. Sound good?"

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Good for you, OP. I know some people are into it, and that's fine, but I've always found it creepy when I've met straight men who were like... *weirdly* obsessed with it. I heard a horror story from someone I know that her man wanted it but he didn't even use lube and it was her first time. I wanted to punch him in the throat on principle. Like, "Oh you're shocked I didn't enjoy that? How about I shove a dry wooden spoon up there and see how much you like it? You ******* knob."

He didn't freaking use lube? What a bloody idiot he could have caused her a major injury you always use lube. Dumbass poor girl I'm sorry for your friend.

I guess they were in the shower and he didn't want to go out and get it -_- Such a moron. "Oh teh water shood be good enuff! Dur dur dur!"

Fair enough I suppose it'd be weird for a guy the same as it would for a girl. Too bad he didn't agree to it xD

my ex told me if i wanted to do anal then i had to be willing to get a ***** up the ass. never suggested it again lol its fair game honestly

You're a bad girlfriend, OP. He's going to replace you and YDI.

How is OP a bad girlfriend? If OP's boyfriend wants to **** her in the ass, he should let OP **** him in the ass. Fair is fair.

How? She basically said yes as long as he lets her do it to him as well. He was the one who said no.

idklife95 5

I tryed this with my bf since he was asking a lot if we could. I said how would u feel and he agreed. he did not like it but said it was not that bad I tryed and still say no after it.

Tell him that there's a male g spot in his ass