By pigglepigglepiggle - 24/11/2009 02:30 - United States

Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 522
You deserved it 29 604

Same thing different taste

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You should have also agreed that it was staying with her. If she wants the damn thing, she has to take care of it. I say give it away/sell it. Your gal sounds like she was one of those kids who got a puppy for her birthday but got bored of it after a day and dropped it off at the pound.

hornetchik 0

People like that make me angry.

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I'm sorry, but you need to drop a pair. By the fact that you're putting that on here means that you are taking cars of the pig instead of giving it to her or giving it away. Also you should probably dump her. If she can't take responbility over an animal how will she take the responbility of being in a serious relation or kids?

God damnit! This was suppose to be a reply to another comment that doesn't exist anymore. FML staff, PLEASE fix this problem! Now this 'random' comment makes me look like an idiot.

Zwienda 6

Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!

So what?Just send the pig to the pound and tell your girlfriend to pick it up.I don't see why you have to put up with the pig's whining,you pussy-whipped ladyboy.

Aww a piggle! My boyfriend is not budging on that topic. We're settling on two tiny chicks. that sucks though, Op. =/ those things are really loud.

faxe 0

OP you are one weird guy for keeping the pig that made you buy a pig. I say claim swine flu, drop the thing with her and then drop her.

amiamazing 0

SEND IT TO ME! I want it. Those are so freakin adorable. Me and my mami love pigs.

I can't believe that you did not discuss this before buying the pi. It is a living thing, not a toy, and your girlfriend should have realised it. Better bring it back before something bad happens to it!