By fml - 07/03/2010 15:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 701
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

BrookeTrueblood 0

Why the hell would you do that with a 9 year old in the house?

ever heard of locked doors?? or u like traumatizing your younger sister at such a young age!

Comments

What?!? Licking whipped cream off your body? You know that's how people develop a taste for human flesh right? Sure it's all innocent now, but in a month or two you'll find your liver on a plate next to some fava beans and a nice chianti!!!

well the girl is growing up and you should talk to her about it because she will probably feel more comfortable with you talking about sex and growing up as a girl . trust me . I've walked into my dad and mom doing like . really disgusting stuff and I thought I was scared for life . seeing my moms ****** and boobs and seeing my dads penis . but my big bros girlfriend talked to me about it and I feel way better

A 9-yr old in the house....EPIC FAIL calm ur penis til ur alone, impatient young padawan!

you should've shared the cream with her to stop her crying lol

Ever heard of moving out of mommy and daddy's houses? Wait until you grow up to do grown up things...

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Happens all the time. The little sibling just has to walk in at the best part... I feel your pain.

brittanie711 3

I would have liked until she walked in then I would have screamed at her later for it