By matt5th35hit - 09/05/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML
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And by the way... This was not a FAKE experience. It scared the living shit out of me. I admit...I didn't know anything about the ocean or rip "CURRENTS" but now I do. Thank's for the knowledge guys, I've lived at the beach for 4 years and never swam in the ocean because I didn't like swimming in the ocean. Now u see why. There were NO lifeguards...This was at CAROLINA BEACH!! Just outside of Wilmington NC. If you know me, yup..I'm a dumbass for this. It's funny you say that. The water WAS murky and choppy. It ran along side a big ass pile of rocks that stretched out into the ocean. I didn't want to hit the rocks though for fear of injury. Fighting the rip current was a dumbass idea. After I ran out of energy trying to swim I just gave up and floated on my back and the waves helped push me back to shore. I really didn't give a shit about people seeing my dick. Im a sexy beast. haha

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wrestler17 0

I hate those first people but it felt good hahaha... Yeah people are too sensitive, I choose live over keeping my. Lothes on hahaha

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mcsnelly 5

well.....at least you're alive? Maybe just focus on that aspect of it....try not to think about the fact that you just flashed the entire beach lol....

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breaksprinter_ 0

wait, this wasn't a nude beach? haha. fyl.

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cthulhu1138 1

You are aware that trying to swim against a rip current makes things much harder, right? Next time try swimming parallel to the shore for a while until you're out of it rather than try to fight it.

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paperplanes92 0

as long as your alive, sall good

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smashyy 0

Be thankful you're still alive Who really cares if you're naked? Jeez.

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FBIWarning 0

lol, maybe someone liked what they saw

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PureGold 0

At least you're alive. It's better to be naked, but alive in front of 100 people than is is to be clothed, but dead in front of 100 people. Or naked and dead. Then they certainly wouldn't be laughing when you washed up on shore. You can learn a lot from a near-death experience like this.

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MukyDaCookie 0

#14, not everyone is thinking rationally when they are being swept away out to sea. More likely, they are panicking and are just trying to get to safety. OP this is a true FML. Not only did you almost die, but then the entire beach saw your shriveled (because of the water) penis.

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