By matt5th35hit - 09/05/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML
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And by the way... This was not a FAKE experience. It scared the living shit out of me. I admit...I didn't know anything about the ocean or rip "CURRENTS" but now I do. Thank's for the knowledge guys, I've lived at the beach for 4 years and never swam in the ocean because I didn't like swimming in the ocean. Now u see why. There were NO lifeguards...This was at CAROLINA BEACH!! Just outside of Wilmington NC. If you know me, yup..I'm a dumbass for this. It's funny you say that. The water WAS murky and choppy. It ran along side a big ass pile of rocks that stretched out into the ocean. I didn't want to hit the rocks though for fear of injury. Fighting the rip current was a dumbass idea. After I ran out of energy trying to swim I just gave up and floated on my back and the waves helped push me back to shore. I really didn't give a shit about people seeing my dick. Im a sexy beast. haha

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Tsukasa_fml 0

After almost drowning I wouldn't be too concerned about being naked. When I realized I'd probably just look down and be like "******* hell, anyone got a towel?" Haha.

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AntiChrist7 0

what were you doing there in the first place. YDI

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Phallus_fml 0

**** everyone around! Wear your dong proudly! Nudism FTW!

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RJB 0

Now remember the sexism in the world when a guy loses his clothes in the world people yell at him and tell to get clothes on but when a girl loses her clothes no one yells at her and people keep telling her to "Take it off"! lol where do you llive that you can swim?

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jessxoxo28 5

good news- UR ALIVE!!! bad news- public humiliation ALIVE, humiliation.... ALIVE, humiliation... seriously, be happy ur not dead. sure u gave a free show to 100s of pple, but i agree with #52

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MaddieMonster 0

Ah, I live in Florida and Rip Tide is a bitch, I understand the struggle but thank God I've never lost my swimming suit :). FYL, sorry.

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stonerchu 0

There probably wasn't anything to see anyway, your little buddy is not best friends with cold water if ya know what I mean ;D

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whudafxup 0

Those 100 people didn't see you drowning? This sounds fishy. No pun intended.

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bortzy93 0

hahaha thats funny

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lmmmr 0

#33 fails at analogies. Walking down the street =/= nearly drowning. You lose. And not all beaches have lifeguards. And I doubt anyone cared that much.

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